The day started off with a call from Gaius because I messaged him I was being emotional. =) He does care about me. =) Fine. I knew that since the day we coupled already, but who cares? He cares about me. =) Haha. Anyway, I slept at 8 a. m.. After that, I woke up at 11 a. m. because of this prayer thingy in Klang. Well, Bernard, uncles, aunts, cousins, Aunt Mei, mom and I went to a temple.[ For the first time this year, I went to a temple which is why I want to be a Christian because they go to church every Sunday instead of once a year. -_- Haha. ] In this temple, there is a gong that makes a funny sound, but only carefree, sense of concentration and full of wishes[ I think so. ] people can make the gong go mmm. For your kind information, there is nothing for you to hit the gong. So you must use your hands to rub the gong like how you rub your significant other`s chest or breast. =) Haha. Well, to me, I was imagining myself rubbing Kah Jian`s[ For your kind information, Kah Jian is cousin. A fat one with man breast. =) Haha. ] man breast. =) Haha. Anyway, six out of fourteen people including me made the gong go mmm. It is funny how I can make the gong go mmm because I am not a carefree, sense of concentration and full of wishes person. Fine. Minus the full of wishes, but I am happy I made the gong go mmm. =)

Kah Jian`s toy gun. =)

x Drum rolls. x The gong. -_- Haha.


After that, we went to a restaurant for lunch. After that, we went back home. After that, Bernard and I went for badminton. Anyway, there is a new supermarket, Econsave near the badminton court. So cousins and I went there. Technically, I was babysitting three children. -_- It was easy except that part where Tung Tung asked for the balloons from the seller. -_- It was embarrassing, but it was all good. =) As a matter of fact, I want to be a mom more after this incident. -_- Haha. Now, that is weird. -_- Haha. After that, Bernard and I went to Uncle Wai`s place. Bernard, cousins and I were having a Youtube moment. =)

See those children? They are cousins. =)




I don`t know whether it is me or. Ohyes. It is me. So this is my problem. I am getting used to relying on people. In heart, Gaius, in place, Bernard and Adeline and in school, Joanne, Saktia and Sarah. And I hate myself for that.

All this time, I have been relying on people so much that I know I will die if I was a recluse, but now, I am going solo. It is time to be independent. I know I am making a big deal about it, but I am scared everyone will leave me. Especially when everyone grows up. When people grow up, they tend to be proud. When they are proud, they tend to ignore other people. So everyone is telling how scared they are when they finish high school because they know everyone will go solo, but it is bullshit. Well, to me because mom`s BFF and mom are still BFFs even though 12423047130 years have passed. Fine. They are not that old, but who cares? Ohwait. That is not my point.[ About people will go solo after high school. ] My point is I am going solo. =) Well, solo as in I know I will still be breathing even how many people leave me. =)


I need a getaway from fake people before my head explodes. -_- Well, a shopping spree with Gaius, a visit to spa and a new wardrobe will do. =)


Before I continue updating my blog, I would love to wish Joanne " Happy Birthday ". =)

Parents invited family and friends to restaurant for Mooncake Festival. Well, there were good food,[ OhmyGod. I love the roasted pig. =) ] alcohol and candles. Cousins and I were being such cooocooo in the head people burning our skin with fire. -_- Haha.

Oscar the Superman. =)


Yesterday, I was talking to Gaius on the phone.

Gaius.: Mom asked me not to leave you alone.
Me.: Huh?
Gaius.: She asked me to go to bedroom.
Me.: Then?
Gaius.: She was talking about computer because its wallpaper is you.
Me.: Awww. That is sweet.

The wallpaper is the fuglyiest picture of mine, but who cares? I love him. =)

Out of all pictures, why did he choose this picture? -_- Well, I guess different people, different opinions, but I looked fugly. -_- Ohyeah. I love Gaius. =)

I know I am showing off, but this is my blog. So get over it. =)


I was telling everyone a joke. Well, it is a true story, but it is funny. =) Well, mom`s friend is a primary school teacher. As you know, primary school students love to crap. So there was this student who told her a riddle.

Student.: Why can`t the cat catch the mouse?
Teacher.: x Blah blah blah. x
Student.: No, it is wrong.
x After a few days, the teacher gave up. x
Teacher.: I gave up. So what is the answer.
Student.: Because the mouse was riding a motorbike. That is why the cat can`t catch the mouse.

Haha. Anyway, the same student told another riddle to the same teacher.

Student.: A cat wanted to eat the mouse, but the mouse was hiding in a fridge, but the cat knew it was in there. How did the cat know?
Teacher.: I don`t know.
Student.: Because the mouse parked its motorbike beside the fridge.

Haha. This is the last story. A different student told a story to the same teacher.

Student.: Once upon a time, there were Maggi and Peanut. Maggi hates Peanut. One day, Maggi and Peanut were walking together. All of a sudden, Maggi pushed Peanut into the river.
Teacher.: Then?
Student.: That is all.

Haha. I love primary school students who love to crap. =) They make me laugh. =)


Before I continue updating my blog, I would love to wish Yash " Happy Birthday ". =)

That lantern was on fire. -_- Haha.

I wasn`t being emotional. -_- I was laughing. -_- Haha.


As you know, everyone loves music. =) So I am going to blog about favourite songs. =)

" Dilemma " by Nelly feat Kelly. Every couple has a love song. Well, for Gaius and I, this song is ours. =) Every time radio plays this song, it reminds me of the memories I had with him. Ahhh. Nostalgic. =)

" Best I Ever Had " by Vertical Horizon. The only, I repeat, the only song that makes me go wooohooo when I am booohooo. =)

" Thugs` Mansion ", " Life Goes On " and " Changes " by Tupac. " Thugs` Mansion " is relaxing,[ Well, the acoustic version. ] " Life Goes On " is inspiring and " Changes " is for those racists. =)

" Dreaming Of You " by Selena. I am addicted to it. =)

" The Great Escape " by Boys Like Girls. This song is a getaway from life. =)

" Naked " by Avril Lavigne. This song is the first song I will play when I wake up. =)

" Cry " by Rihanna. Out of all Rihanna`s songs, this is my favourite. =)

" I Love Rock And Roll " by Sum 41. I know many singers and bands sing to this song, but Sum 41 outdid it. =)

" My Hero " by Paramore. It is a new band. And I love it. =)


" Speechless " and " Everything I Am Not " by The Veronicas. To me, pain is a satisfaction, but of course, I don`t cut myself to feel it. Instead, I listen to these songs to remind me of how imperfect I am.

" Over You " by Chris Daughtry. I am glad that he got over whoever he was singing about. =)

" Like A Star " by Corinne Bailey Rae. First thing I notice is it is hard to remember and spell her name. -_- Haha. Anyway, refer to the above. =)








I was supposed to blog about my feelings, but I don`t want my blog to sound emotional. So Marina was telling me about a baby who is in a form of snake, but I am going to blog about Harlequin Ichthyosis. It is severe genetic disorder that mainly affects the skin.

The main reason I didn`t upload the video clip here is because I can`t stand the video clip. I know I am indirectly disgracing the video clip, but I am not. Well, watch it if you want to know what I was trying to say. Before that, I just want to tell how funny friends` reactions were when I tricked them into watching it. =) Ahhh. Dumbasses. =) Haha. I am done. =)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zV8IpBw72SU&mode=related&search=

If you haven`t watch it, go fuck yourself. Anyway, the main reason I want everyone to watch this video clip is because I want everyone to be thankful for how you look like. =) So stop complaining why you don`t get dudes or girls because everyone is hot in their own way. =)


Bernard is the sweetest brother in the world. =) Other than the fact I tell him problems and he listens to them, he told me the sweetest thing in the world. =) Ohyeah. Before that, I want you to know Bernard doesn`t drink other people`s saliva. Including mom`s.

Bernard.: x Drinking his cup of tea. x
Me.: x Took it from him, playing with it and accidently drank it. x
Bernard.: x Took it back from me. x
Me.: I accidently drank it.
Bernard.: x Drinking it. x No wonder it tastes sweet.
Me.: Awww. That is sweet.

You can go awww now. =)


Before I continue updating my blog, I would love to wish Uncle Thangarajan a " Happy Birthday ". =)

Well, I love Uncle Thangarajan because he has a hotstuff son named Gaius, he is the coolest dad in law in the world because he always calls me without Gaius`s knowledge and after that, he will ask Gaius to talk to me and I am his darling. =)

Anyway, I was telling Bernard and mom jokes.

Me.: Do you know how I know you are a homoseksual?
Bernard.: Yes?
Me.: Because you listen to Coldplay.
Bernard.: Ohyeah.
Me.: Do you know how I know you are a homoseksual?
Bernard.: Yes?
Me.: Because you wear skinny jeans.
Bernard.: Ohyeah.
Me.: Do you know how I know you are a homoseksual?
Bernard.: Yes?
Me.: Because you wear Pink t shirts.
Bernard: But everyone wears Pink t shirts.
Mom.: Do you know how I know you are a homoseksual?
Bernard.: Yes?
Mom.: Because you love dudes.
Bernard and I.: x Look at each other. x Haha.

First of all, I listen to Coldplay. -_- Haha. Second of all, I still think dudes who wear Pink t shirt are homoseksuals. Third of all, I love mom`s sense of humour. =)


First of all, I watched " High School Musical Two " just now. The movie is between good and bad, but the songs are more than good. =) Especially " You Are The Music In Me ". =) Though, Vanessa Hudgens ruined her image by taking naked pictures for Zac Efron, but you can`t blame her. It is not that I do that, but every girlfriend wants to do something for their boyfriend. Well, I hope the people who got her into that mess die and rot in the Blackhole Hell. =)

Second of all, Gaius invited me to his school`s prom. =) So I am ditching my school prom. Plus, everyone is not going to that prom. Anyway, Gaius was being self absorbed.

Gaius.: I want you to be my queen for my school`s prom.
Me.: But if parents didnt let, you can`t blame me.
Gaius.: I will ask your parents` permission.
Me.: Parents said " I will let you be friends. Not couples. ".
Gaius.: But your parents will love me after they met me.
Me.: What makes you think that?
Gaius.: Because of my handsomeness.
Me.: No wonder your parents love me.

Fine. I was being self absorbed, but he started first. -_- Haha.

Third of all, I don`t know why, but I love to sing. =) La la la. =)


Sometimes, I wish I was someone else.


Before I continue updating my blog, I would love to wish puppies " Happy One Month Old Birthday ". =)

Bernard, puppies and I went to Sri Aman`s field. Sri Aman`s field is the new Blackhole Hell. -_- Haha. I miss Wangsa Cheras`s field. -_- Haha.


I know it is foolish to celebrate puppies`s birthday, but I love them. =) Plus, parents are going to give them away when they are three months old.[ Which is why they are nameless. ] So now, I am going to make them the happiest puppies in the world. =) Puppies, I love you. =)


My current addiction is " Over You " by Chris Daughtry. =) Americans are dumbasses for not voting for him. Let Malaysians vote. Ohwait. Malaysians are dumbasses for voting for Daniel the dude with fugly voice, teeth and body. Let me vote. =) Haha.

OhmyGod. I still have relatives in China. =) Haha. Though, it broke my heart because I was hoping I am a Japanese. -_- Haha. What? For your kind information, mistakes happen in hospitals. -_- Take that. =) Haha. Anyway, family and I are going to China this upcoming holiday because of my relatives in China. =) Overall, I am still proud to be a Chinese. =) After all, not that I am a La la, but its style screams fame. =)

Today is the first time I brought camera to the badminton court. I didn`t take many pictures, but be thankful. =) So here you go.

I looked fugly. So please don`t mind my face expression. -_- Anyway, we were trying " High School Musical " looks. =) Haha.

I am a mean person. So sue me. =)

In case you don`t know, I was wearing a shorts. Which dumbass will wear a skirt when they play badminton? Ohyeah. Bitches. =)

Dad was being sweet. =) I was uploading the pictures from the camera to the computer. So he was being a busybody by looking at the pictures.

Dad.: Whose hot mouth is this?
Me.: Me. Duh.
Dad.: x Kissing the screen for ten seconds. x
Me.: Haha.

What? For your kind information, ten seconds is a lot. =) Take that. =) Haha.

Can you cry under water?

When you are in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in forever?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Why is it people say they " Sleep like a baby. " when babies wake up every two hours?

Why are you in a movie, but you are on television?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you are changing? Hello. They are going to see you naked sooner or later.

Why is " Bra. " singular and " Panties. " plural?

If a professor on Gilligan`s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, then why can`t he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand upright and Pluto remains of all four legs? Hello. Both of them are dogs.

Do the " Alphabet Song " and " Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star " have the same tune?

Why did you try singing the two songs above?

Why do dogs get angry at us when we blow in their face, but he sticks out his head out of the window when you take him for a car ride?