Head Over Heels, Heart Before Head.

24 September 2007 Monday, September 24, 2007

I was telling everyone a joke. Well, it is a true story, but it is funny. =) Well, mom`s friend is a primary school teacher. As you know, primary school students love to crap. So there was this student who told her a riddle.

Student.: Why can`t the cat catch the mouse?
Teacher.: x Blah blah blah. x
Student.: No, it is wrong.
x After a few days, the teacher gave up. x
Teacher.: I gave up. So what is the answer.
Student.: Because the mouse was riding a motorbike. That is why the cat can`t catch the mouse.

Haha. Anyway, the same student told another riddle to the same teacher.

Student.: A cat wanted to eat the mouse, but the mouse was hiding in a fridge, but the cat knew it was in there. How did the cat know?
Teacher.: I don`t know.
Student.: Because the mouse parked its motorbike beside the fridge.

Haha. This is the last story. A different student told a story to the same teacher.

Student.: Once upon a time, there were Maggi and Peanut. Maggi hates Peanut. One day, Maggi and Peanut were walking together. All of a sudden, Maggi pushed Peanut into the river.
Teacher.: Then?
Student.: That is all.

Haha. I love primary school students who love to crap. =) They make me laugh. =)

Yours truly.

I am Carmen and cool to meet you, you good looking motherfucker. :D Okay. Let's get to business. I am sorry to say this, but I am self center which explains why most of the pictures in this blog are me, myself and I. :D Oh, and I love to do silly faces. :)