01 September 2007 Saturday, September 01, 2007

Can you cry under water?

When you are in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in forever?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Why is it people say they " Sleep like a baby. " when babies wake up every two hours?

Why are you in a movie, but you are on television?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you are changing? Hello. They are going to see you naked sooner or later.

Why is " Bra. " singular and " Panties. " plural?

If a professor on Gilligan`s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, then why can`t he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand upright and Pluto remains of all four legs? Hello. Both of them are dogs.

Do the " Alphabet Song " and " Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star " have the same tune?

Why did you try singing the two songs above?

Why do dogs get angry at us when we blow in their face, but he sticks out his head out of the window when you take him for a car ride?