Jeffree Star is a MySpace celebrity with a incrediblely good taste in everything. =) Some of you might not agree with me, but I don`t care. All I know is I love him. =) Ohyeah. He is the God for Emos. =) In case you don`t know, he is a singer. =) A funny singer, to be exact. =) Here are my top three favourite songs. Read it or you will regret. =) If you are lazy, read the highlights only. =) Enjoy. =)

This is Jeffree Fucking Star,
And this is a big fuck you to all you jealous bitches that get mad that I am fucking your boyfriends,
And don`t get mad that they suck my dick and then, make out with you after,
Hoe.

That is when we turn off the lights,
That is when we turn off the lights.

Girl, your boobies look real nice to me tonight,
Let`s have a pillow fight,
I know you are tight,
That is when we turn off the lights,
Girl, if you are from Orange Country, I will fuck you right,
And J Dog might,
If I am nice,
That is when we turn off the lights.

I be the J to the D,
Girls call from OC " What are you doing? ",
I will fuck you in your new Denali,
What a change because I fuck girls in alleys behind the Beauty Bar,
Let`s see how far we can go on a sexual safari,
I got a dick like Kareem Abdul Jabari,
Now, let`s pray,
Go all the way,
Your boyfriend is gay,
Got his truck raised,
Ain`t I right?
Hey Shady,[ What? ]
Let`s have a pillow fight,
I am a sex robot sent back from the fucking future,
Fuck girls deep,
Stick it in their pooper.

Girl, your boobies look real nice to me tonight,
Let`s have a pillow fight,
I know you are tight,
That is when we turn off the lights,
Girl, if you are from Orange Country,
I will fuck you right,
And J Dog might,
If I am nice,
That is when we turn off the lights.

I am like the Brad Pitt of scene movies,
Take off that shirt and let me see them B boobies,
I like C boobies, D boobies, Z boobies,
Sad boobies, mad boobies, clean boobies, mean boobies,
I get pissed when the haters try and cock block,
I get drunk and touch Tila in her hot spot,
It is Charlie Scene,
Let me drink from your flask,
Put on my mask and fuck you in the ass,
Hey Charlie,
How many girls are you taking home tonight?
My dick sinned so much, it should be crucified like Jesus Christ,
Beep beep,
Hey, you girls need a ride?
Get inside,
Pull out my skin sword on the dance floor,
Rub it on your butt cheecks and watch it transform,
You better put out,
Don`t make me hate you,
Or I will do the Micheal Jackson and I am gonna rape you.

Girl, your boobies look real nice to me tonight,
Let`s have a pillow fight,
I know you are tight,
That is when we turn off the lights,
Girl, if you are from Orange Country, I will fuck you right,
And J Dog might,
If I am nice,
That is when we turn off the lights.

I am gay,
That is when they turn off the lights,
I am gay,
That is when they turn off the lights.

Hey, what is that?
Is that a guy or a girl?
Hey, faggot.

Shut the fuck up,
You want me,
Bitches get mad that I swallow more cum than they can,
Wanne give me a hand?
Because I will deep throat your dad,
Then he will cum on my face,
Before I go on MySpace and every guy wants my lipstick smeared on his nutsack,
Let`s play Barbie and shove Ken`s dick in my ass,
Or you can be R. Kelly and pee on me,
Just don`t get it on my plastic surgery,
And then, I will beat you like I did that bitch Stevie,
You think that is funny?
Watch me eat Forbidden`s fat pussy.

Girl, your boobies look real nice to me tonight,
Let`s have a pillow fight,
I know you are tight,
Fucking cunt,
That is when we turn off the lights,
Girl, if you are from Orange Country, I will fuck you right,
And J Dog might,
If I am nice,
Lick my pussy,
That is when we turn off the lights,
I am gay,
Fucking cunt,
That is when we turn off the lights,
Eat me out, bitch,
I am gay,
Lick my pussy,
That is when we turn off the lights,
Sit on my face, daddy,
Faggot.

" Turn Off The Lights " by Jeffree Star feat Hollywood Undead.

Dear Diary,
Mood.: Apathetic,
My life is spiraling downward,
I couldn`t get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and suffocate my dry concert,
It sucks because they play some of my favourite songs like " Stab My Heart because I Love you " and " Rip Apart My Soul " and of course, " Stabby, Rip, Stab, Stab ",
And it doesn`t help that I couldn`t get my hair to flippy thing either like that guy from that band could do,
Somedays,
I am an Emo kid,
Non confroming as can be you would be non conforming to if you looked just like me,
I have paint on my nails and make up on my face,
I am almost Emo enough to start shaving my legs because I feel real deep when I am dressing in drag,
I call it freedom of expression,
Most just called me a fag because our dudes look look like chicks and our chicks look like dikes because Emo is one step below tranvestite,

Stop my breathing and slit my throat,
I must be Emo,
I don`t jump around when I go to shows,
I must be Emo,
I am dark and sensitive with low self esteem,
The way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween,
I have no real problems, but I like to make believe,
I stole my sister`s mascara and now, I am grounded for a week,
Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies,
I can`t get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing,
Girls keep breaking up with me,
It is never any fun,
They say they already have a pussy, they don`t need another one,
Stop my breathing and slit my throat,
I must be Emo,
I don`t jump around when I go to shows,
I must be Emo,
Dye my hair and nail polish on my toes,
I must be Emo,
I play guitar and write suicide notes,
I must be Emo.

My life is just a black abyss,
You know?
It is so dark and it is suffocating me,
Grabbing a hold of me tightening its grip,
Tighter than a pair of my little sister`s jean which looks great me on, by the way,
When I get depressed,
I cut my wrists in every direction,
Hearing songs about getting dumped gives me an erection,
I write in a Live Journal and wear thick rimmed glasses,
I tell my friends I bleed black and cry during classes,
I am just a bad, cheap, imitation of Goth,
You could read me " Catcher In The Rye " and watch me jack off,
Wear skin tight clothes while hating my life,
If I said I like girls, I would only be half right,
I look like I am dead and dress like a homo,
I must be Emo,
Screw XBox, I play old school Nintendo,
I must be Emo,
I like to whine and hit my parentals,
I must be Emo,
Me and my friends all look like clones,
I must be Emo.

My parents don`t get me, you know?
They think I am gay just because they saw me kiss a guy, well, a couple of guys,
But I mean, it is the 2ooo`s,
Can`t two or four dudes make out with each other without being gay?
I mean chicks dig that kind of things anyways,
I don`t know, Diary,
Sometimes I think you are the only one who gets me,
You are my best friend,
I feel like Tacos.

" I Must Be Emo " by Jeffree Star feat Hollywood Undead.

Okay,
Look at Tranny mixes it up,
Uh huh,
Miss Queen Cunt, Lady Pop Quiz and Diamond Girl,
Give it to me fast.[ And hard. ]

You know this princess is hot,
So you better watch before I saw that cock,
Licking up and down because you like it a lot
And then, take a chainsaw to your fucking g spot,
Everytime you come through, when I set up on the scene, all you greedy motherfuckers wanna see me get mean,
I beat haters in the face with a big slutty heels,
You wanna get close so you know you got deals.

You wanna fuck me,[ You wanna fuck me. ]
I know you do,[ I know you do. ]
Because when you girls are not around,
You want me going down on you, [ Mmm. I am thirsty. ]
And I know you want it,[ I know you fucking want it. ]
Calling my phone,[ Running up my minutes, hoe. ]
You are on your knees begging me please when she is not at home.[ I am coming over, hoe. ]

Don`t you wish your girl had a dick like me?
Don`t you wish your girlfriend plastic surgery?
Don`t cha?
Don`t cha?
Don`t wish your girlfriend was tight like me?
Don`t you wish your girlfriend likes suddenly?
Don`t cha?
Don`t cha?

Cheat on your girlfriend,[ Every guy does. ]
Push her out of the car,[ Run that bitch over. ]
Because when you are in bed while she is giving you head,
You are screaming Jeffree Star.
Oh Jeffree,
She says that she hates me,[ I hate her too. ]
I don`t fucking care,[ Oh you care. ]
Oh you better leave while you beat her with a cleaver while I am standing there.[ Haha. Bye, bitch. ]

Don`t you wish your girl had a dick like me?
Don`t you wish your girlfriend plastic surgery?
Don`t cha?
Don`t cha?
Don`t you wish your girlfriend was tight like me?
Don`t you wish your girlfriend like suddenly?
Don`t cha?
Don`t cha?

LPQ is in the house,
Ohyeah,
Jeffree Star, you better shut your trappened hole,
Jeffree, Jeffree, Jeffree,
Oh can`t you see,
What is with all the negativity?
You are the queen of mean with millions of fans,
But you ain`t gonna get my man,[ What, bitch? ]
You ain`t gonna steal my man.[ God, shut up. ]
You ain`t gonna fuck my man.[ Yes, I am. ]

I am a C to the U to the N to the T,
Bet you are looking for a man who is as bad as me,
With hot pink hair always wearing Mac make ups,
Babes calling non stop begging me to hook up,
Mostly men,
Girlfriends keep me secret just like Heroin,
You can fucking beat it,
I don`t need to,[ I don`t know what he said there. Haha. ]
To make him mine,
Just got a smile a little and see him from behind after I am done sucking on his blow poppy,
Lift up my head and see he is gone into shock,
No one can do the things I can do,
They show me their ass and my name is tattooed,
And bitch, kill yourself if you think I have an ego,
Fuckers in the corner and then, you will put it in my asshole oh.

Don`t you wish your girlfriend had a dick like me?
Don`t you wish your girlfriend plastic surgery?
Don`t cha?
Don`t cha?
Don`t you wish your girlfriend was tight like me?
Don`t you wish your girlfriend like suddenly?
Don`t cha?
Don`t cha?

" Don`t Cha " or " Sex Change Remix " by Jeffree Star.

Jeffree Star, I salute you. =)